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Undertakers face cost of drunken coffin spillage

Seeded on Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:44 PM EST (thelocal.se)
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Two sisters are claiming damages from a firm of funeral directors after their father's coffin was plunged ungracefully into a grave by undertakers unsteady on their feet.

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Drollhouse Avengers Assemble and Form Voltron! Find the 5th Beatle and Save Christmas!

Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:51 PM EST
By Walt D

Yep.It's time for a Drollhouse Christmas Redux! The following members will now step forward and assume the position:vasNoah BradleyAnsabrwarnerCashMykola BilokonskyM.

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First U.S. marijuana cafe opens in Portland

Seeded on Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:01 PM EST (Reuters)
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PORTLAND, Oregon (Reuters) - The United States' first marijuana cafe opened on Friday, posing an early test of the Obama administration's move to relax policing of medical use of the drug.

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China's official brandy taster has a massive swollen nose (picture)

Seeded on Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:21 AM EST (austriantimes.at)
Seeded by cartooncat

Official brandy taster Liu Ge nose he's got to do something about one of the unwelcome side effects of his job. So after 52 years of swilling up to two litres of brandy a day, he's turned to medics in the Chinese capital Beijing to reduce his massively swollen nose.

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Husband hammers nail into own head after wife tells him to stop drinking

Seeded on Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:28 PM EST (austriantimes.at)
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Hard-headed husband Lin Ma hammered a nail into his own skull after a bust up with his wife over his boozing. Lin, 66, of Yuyi, southern China, pounded the eight inch nail into his head when wife Su, 60, read him the riot act over a drinking session.

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British households pour away £470 million of wine every year

Seeded on Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:30 AM EST (The Times)
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British households are pouring £470 million worth of wine down the plughole every year.

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Couple's noisy sex sessions 'make neighbours' lives hell'

Seeded on Mon Nov 9, 2009 10:30 PM EST (belfasttelegraph.co.uk)
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A couple's nightly sex sessions were making their neighbours' lives' hell, a court heard today. Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" and drowned out their neighbours' televisions.

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Seven-year-old found on Berlin sidewalk with alcohol poisoning

Seeded on Mon Nov 9, 2009 3:17 AM EST (thelocal.de)
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A seven-year-old boy is in critical condition after he was found on a Berlin sidewalk with dangerously high amounts of alcohol in his system on Sunday evening, police reported.

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Buttock-rubbing drink-driver tries to dance with cop

Seeded on Fri Nov 6, 2009 6:52 AM EST (metro.co.uk)
Seeded by cartooncat

A woman has found out the hard way that, if you've been pulled over for drink-driving, trying to dance with the police officer and rubbing your buttocks on his leg won't actually stop him arresting you.

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